Lina: I brought a boiled egg.

Teresa: That’s it?

Lina: A piece of chicken, I have.

Me: That was a very Yoda way of saying it.

(On the Super Bowl)

Teresa: I think J. Lo is performing with Shakira.

Lina: Shakira? Like the Hips Don’t Lie?

Teresa: (checks phone) Yeah, it’s Shakira.

Lina: What great lyrics. (chuckles) Her hips don’t lie. They don’t!