Me: Your hair is so long now!
Steph: I know!!
Callie: It’s long enough to drag in food now, I’m so proud.
Tag Archives: Steph
Me: I showered for you guys.
Steph: Why? You’re just gonna get smelly again.
Steph: My autocorrect almost said “farming”. It’s like my phone thinks I’m more likely to farm than fart.
Steph: I have $20!
Me: I have $10!
Ricky: I have a lot of money, but I don’t want to share.
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