Andy: So what was the plot?

Sinyi: Something about a unicorn…? And it granted wishes…?

Me: And this is Magic Mike?

Sinyi: (on organ harvesting) The kidneys and liver is where it’s at.

Sinyi: I assume.

Sinyi: Oh no, it’s okay, I’m short.

Me: You’re not short, you’re my height!

Sinyi: WE’RE short.

Me: So how did they meet?

Sinyi: So he posted in an accounting subreddit…

Sinyi: Damn, I have not heard about this secret tea ceremony.

Me: It’s a secret!

Sinyi: (over Facetime) I need to get an office chair. Your chair looks like it has great support.

Me: Uh, this is my bed.