Sinyi: His fine motor skills are not there.

Me: How’s his handwriting?

Sinyi: Boy.

Sinyi: It’s like that parenting meme: you don’t want to sleep like a baby, you want to sleep like a dad.

Sinyi: I think about how you can’t be brave without being scared.

Everyone else: Ohhhhhh (snaps).

Sinyi: Sports are good third spaces, and I heard these look-alike contests are great third spaces too.

Sinyi: There’s a show called Marriage or Mortgage. They often pick marriage.

Me: Oh wow, really?

Sinyi: I’ve only watched one episode.

Sinyi: One time, Sean body-slammed me and said, “No one will ever believe you.”

Sinyi: There was a creepy guy at the club that said you seem like a nice girl and I’m a bad man.

Lyft driver: (laughs)