(window watching neighbour in building across the street make her bed)
Me: That’s a large bedroom.
Sanila: That’s a large bed.
Sanila: She looks like she’s struggling.
Me: Aren’t we all.
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Sanila: Kupfert & Kim? What kind of a boujee-ass name is that?
Me: (quietly) Oh, I love that place, I go there for lunch all the time.
(candles sparking and refusing to be blown out)
Me: These candles won’t die.
Becca: What happens when they die?
Sanila: We die.
Sanila: So we sat in the wrong Uber. He was this Asian dude and I was like, “that is not Djitinder.”
Sanila: I asked him if he was Djitinder and he was like, “ya”. He was not.
Sanila: Why are you gyrating?
Sanila: Your makeup looks too cute to cry right now.
Sanila: Buzzfeed is so annoying sometimes. Like, give me the quizzes and just go.
Sanila: Why are people eating Tide pods? Is that just natural selection?
Me: Peter, one to three ratio.
Sanila: Girl, that’s BOOK ONE, VERSE THREE.
Me: How long have we had these masks on?
Sanila: I don’t know, time is an illusion.
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