Sanila: Well, there is no pressure to date right now. There is pressure to remain alive.
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Dilsher: I can read street signs.
Me: So you’re literate, you’ll be fine.
Sanila: He also ran out of money on his presto, so he has to walk.
Dilsher: If you barf, I’m dropping you like a hot potato.
Sanila: Shut the fuck up.
Sanila: My diet now consists of bagels, hash browns and chicken fingers thanks to stress and anxiety. Dilsher says I have the diet of a 12-year-old living on the streets.
Sanila: I am okay with that.
Sanila: Remember, he would snort coke off the pimple on your ass.
Me: This dude just messaged me, “Hey hey heyyyyyy!”
Sanila: My vagina just shrivelled up.
Sanila: He was like, are you seeing anyone? And I was like, yes. And he was like, so can I still see you? And I was like, no.
Becca and me: (sings sad lyrics)
Sanila: I can’t fall asleep because my farts smell bad.
Sanila: I needed to interject.
Becca: Yo, everything about his profile screams yellow fever.
Sanila: I feel like he masturbates to Hello Kitty.
Sanila: Harry Styles really died [off].
Me: Maybe his hairline started receding and that was the end of his career.
Sanila: Harry no styles.
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