Me: And here is the cat I named Ricky!
Ricky: He looks nothing like me!
Me: Okay, he’s a cat.
Me: And here is the cat I named Ricky!
Ricky: He looks nothing like me!
Me: Okay, he’s a cat.
Becca: …wait, what? Is that supposed to be an innuendo, Ricky?
Ricky: Loll (sic) it’s a reference to the patriarchy. And symbolic representation of man and woman.
Me: Hello Ricky.
Becca: Hello Ricky.
Ricky: Hello Ricky.
Steph: I have $20!
Me: I have $10!
Ricky: I have a lot of money, but I don’t want to share.