Me: So what did you think of the election?
Uber driver: I don’t follow them, they are all corruption.
Siri: Sorry, I didn’t understand that.
Uber driver: See? No one understands!
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Calvin: (singing) Give me a siiiiiiiiiiiign—
Me, Calvin and Bogdan the Uber driver: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
Uber driver: (rolls down window and shouts at neighbouring car) My music is better!
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