Jenn: It means something when on your commute, you realize you don’t hate going to work.
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Me: We ride together, we DIE together!
Jenn: (suddenly gets attacked by tree)
Me: Shit, Jenn, no not now!!
Jenn: She fell down the stairs and broke a shoe rack with her face and that’s how she got the name “Shoe Rack”.
Jenn: Gluten-free lap dances. Only in Portland.
Jenn: I always think it’s a blessing that people that are no good leave us. You don’t need that in your life.
Jenn: How long’s the wait?
Server: It’s conceptual.
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