Shawn: My friend didn’t know you’re supposed to wash mushrooms.
Jason: You’re supposed to wash mushrooms?
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Qiqi: I smelled banana so I thought I was having a heart attack.
Jason: Is that a thing?
Me: No, it’s burnt toast and that’s for strokes.
Jason: My team is really into Harry Potter and I’ve been pretending to fit in.
My Friends Say Things 