Me: (jumps inside store) Oh my god! You’re still open!
Shopkeeper: Yeah, we’re open ’til 2, babe.
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Random Guy in Elevator: Cool pants.
Me: Thanks, they were $14. And they have pockets!
Random Guy in Elevator: Sweet.
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