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Me: It’s a wonder I haven’t gone insane!
Sinyi: It’s a wonder that you think you’re not insane!
Becca: SHUT —and I can’t stress this enough— UP.
Stan: I already ate all these things. When I eat the toast, it’s going to fall on top of the food that’s already in my stomach and make a sandwich.
Me: Then we’ll nap.
Vishakha: First, McDonalds, then nap. Priorities.
Mike: Yo, the darkness is scary.
Sai: You work in the darkness.
Me: I was born in the darkness.
Mike: Okay, shut up, Bane.
Mike: I’m going out, do you guys want anything?
Me: Can you find my dignity?
Mike: First of all, you lost that yourself, you gotta find it yourself.
Stan: (climbs up to a high place)
Me: Stan! No, we can’t lose you!
Joseph: No one said that when I climbed up!!
All: (silence)
Val: Anyway, it’s time for quality music.
Google Home speaker: It’s Britney, bitch.
Me: (shows photo and laughs) Look at how high his socks are.
Daryl: I…. I-I wear…. (scoffs) …fuck you.
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