Flora: Which one?
Me: This one.
Flora: Okay good, that one looks like a seagull.
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(eating hummus)
Flora: Hummy hummy in my TUMMY!!!
Flora: WE’RE NOT ASSHOLES! Okay maybe a little bit, but not like COMPLETE assholes!
(planning a champagne shower for Fabienne)
Me: Would she mind that it’s sticky as fuck?
Jenny: She needs to shower more often anyway.
Flora: Agreed.
Jenny: Yeah, you’re high maintenance.
Flora: Just ’cause I take a shit all the time!
Flora: The great thing about [driving on] the streetcar tracks is that I don’t have to steer.
Me: I don’t fear for my life at all!
Flora: You just need him to understand “your Uber is here”, ya know? I just need that bare minimum of intelligence.
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