Dustin: Honestly, we should’ve seen it coming. No one goes bald for fun.

Dustin: It came up on my Instagram Explore and I didn’t understand it and then I was like, ohhh it’s meth.

Dustin: Another day, another moment where “YOUUUUU” didn’t end with “crank dat soulja boy.”

Dustin: Okay, true or false, filibusters are the original twitch streams.

Me: Okay, true or false, Irisa knows what a filibuster is.

Dustin: Oh, I got a youtube recommendation!

Me: Oh, should we put it on now?

Dustin: No, it’s not worth watching.

Dustin: Nobody asked but my cholesterol level is so fire.

Dustin: I feel like if you have a kid, you become a side character in your own story and I can’t have that yet.

Dustin: It’s like, alright, you go hike, I’ll go get my two hours of sleep.