Bessie: She’s doing her Masters in this fish called a chubsucker.
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Fabienne: She’s like… heteroflexible? So like mostly straight?
Bessie: That’s a thing?
Fabienne: That’s a thing.
Me: Oh, I’m sorry. Did I ruin it again?
Bessie: YES.
Fabienne: The straights have ruined it again.
(at a club)
Bessie: (slaps my arm) STOP YAWNING.
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