Me: Have you seen the new KKW contour sticks?
Becca: Yeah, they look like dildos.
Tag Archives: Becca
Becca: Salmon Lovers. Sounds like two salmon that are lovers.
Becca: Cancelled my date tonight so I don’t have to shower.
Becca: FUCK AND HERE I AM, SITTING WITH A MUG OF TEA THINKING I WAS CONTENT. FUCK THAT. WE ALL KNOW I’M MORE MATERIALISTIC THAN THAT. GIVE ME MAKEUP GODDAMMIT (crying emoji x 5)
Becca: Box braids. But she’s Chinese. It’s like a white guy with dreads.
Becca: I need a full-body umbrella.
Me: You mean a raincoat?
Becca: …wait, what? Is that supposed to be an innuendo, Ricky?
Ricky: Loll (sic) it’s a reference to the patriarchy. And symbolic representation of man and woman.
Me: Hello Ricky.
Becca: Hello Ricky.
Ricky: Hello Ricky.
Becca: I don’t think cornbread’s a vegetable.
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