Andrea: He chugged it so fast, he threw up on the wall.
Amy: But he got $80.
Alvin: Really good ROI.
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Andy: Yeah Alvin, if you didn’t get stomach-pumped, they wouldn’t be getting married right now.
Alvin: Heavy metal?
Andy: There’s a time and place.
Jon: Which is never and nowhere.
Alvin: If I didn’t know you and I had your phone, I’d slip in a dick pic.
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