Mojan: Everything I’ve learned about crypto has been against my will.
Sinyi: Sports are good third spaces, and I heard these look-alike contests are great third spaces too.
Ed: I don’t jump. It’s not safe up there.
Me: Is it because we walked again on newly pounded feet?
Andy: That’s a new sentence.
Me: Who would you marry, if you had to marry someone else in the group?
Phil: Can I have more than one?
Me: Do you want one?
Janice: Is it alcoholic?
Me: Yes.
Janice: Yes.
Shawn: Whoever’s on my team… Feel bad.
Sinyi: There’s a show called Marriage or Mortgage. They often pick marriage.
Me: Oh wow, really?
Sinyi: I’ve only watched one episode.
Becca: Oh, it’s not on Gmail, it’s on Outlook.
Me: Ew.
Roy: Is this what lean tastes like?
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