Elil: Michael, can you NOT talk to me when your hair is so disheveled?
Jenny: Yeah, you’re high maintenance.
Flora: Just ’cause I take a shit all the time!
Rui: The guy I’ve been curving for the past month has been like, “so what are we” and I’m like I don’t know, how do you spell that?
Me: My instructor posted my submissions as examples again to show the class! My heart could actually burst.
Isaac: Happened to me once. As an example of what not to do. LOL.
Ethan: So if I called your brother a little shit, would you be mad?
Sinyi: ……………no….
Ethan: Can I meet your brother?
Sinyi: We’re so weird, why do we have friends?
Me: Okay, let’s.
Timmy: Let’s. Potato chips.
Elil: Michael, can you put on longer shorts? I can’t. I’ve known him for 10 years. He’s like my kid.
Ivy: I should make a vision board.
Me: You keep saying that, have you made one yet?
Andy T: I honestly don’t know what to say. This is more confusing than the poop hole loophole theory that religious Christians or Catholics do to prevent pre-marital sex.
My Friends Say Things 