Author Archives: Irisa

Scott: Why is that car inching forward?

Andy: Oh you know, slippin’.

Scott: Slipping UPHILL?

Chris: This is like the time I went to KFC and they didn’t have any chicken.

Ivy: I named a chicken after you on Stardew Valley. She’s doing great. I can sell her for $10K.

Deshi: She said I was brave for eating oysters at my age.

Me: What does that mean?

Deshi: She’s also scared of everything.

Josh: Sometimes, an eternal nap doesn’t sound that bad.

Mojan: Everything I’ve learned about crypto has been against my will.

Sinyi: Sports are good third spaces, and I heard these look-alike contests are great third spaces too.

Ed: I don’t jump. It’s not safe up there.

Me: Is it because we walked again on newly pounded feet?

Andy: That’s a new sentence.

Me: Who would you marry, if you had to marry someone else in the group?

Phil: Can I have more than one?