Andy: Did I tell you I got a bug bite on [my] knee in Italy?

Andy: And my body reacted with a massive boil/blister.

Andy: Anyway, I got a doctor to drain it and now I’m on antibiotics hahaha HAHAHA ha

Me: Oh my god. I want to ask if you’re okay, but clearly something is very wrong. Do you need help?

Andy: It’s fine.

Andy: IT’S FINE.

Andy: I’m fine.