Yung $ammi: So I’m looking up fun facts and this one’s like, “my grandma’s a goth.” Like what? Who cares?
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Yung $ammi: This isn’t a goodbye, this is a “I’ll Instagram DM you later”.
Me: Well, cauliflower is on sale, 3 for $5 so you know what I’m going to be doing after work.
Yung $ammi: Wow, your life is so riveting.
Yung $ammi: My mom just texted me and said, “hi, happy Friday!” and I’m like mom, it’s Thursday.
Yung $ammi: Okay, I have my two fun facts.
Me: Are they fun?
Yung $ammi: No.
Me: I’ll be back for you, my dear. (blows kiss)
Yung $ammi: I’m not making that mistake again, I know you’re talking to your food.
(looking at Zara sale)
Me: We could go in store, but it might be chaos because it’s the first day.
Yung $ammi: I can work with chaos.
Me: I finished a whole tissue box in just one week.
Yung $ammi: Wow. The talent.
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