Winnie: Oh wait, can I start first? I’m an immigrant.
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Winnie: My side hustle was when I was in grade 5 or 6, I discovered the power of photoshop.
Me: Did you charge them?
Winnie: Hell yeah, I did.
Brenda: How did you get paid?
Winnie: I lied about my age on paypal.
Winnie: And she was like, he’s not a looker but he’s very nice. And I was like, so what you’re saying is that he’s ugly.
Winnie: My parents never beat me, but they would send me—
Brenda: To your room?
Winnie: No, to martial arts.
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