(Teaching Deshi to twerk)
Val: Stick your tongue out, it helps.
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Val: I’m going keto for the month of October so I can stunt on my ugly cousins in Moscow.
Razi: So while I have you guys here, I want to tell you guys about this idea Stan and I have. We’re going to have an egg stand.
Me and Val: (uncontrollable laughter)
Sai: I want to laugh, but I can’t.
Razi: And we’ll be in the financial district in the morning, a dollar an egg, that’s all we’ll do. We’ll be called Cracked.
Val: No.
Razi: And you know how people have hot dog stands? We’ll be in an eggshell.
Val: And I heard him fumble down the stairs and then whisper under his breath, “silly boy.”
Val: I love how he’s gang gang by day, but silly boy by night.
Val: When did I give you the impression that I didn’t like her?
Sai: When you said you didn’t like her.
Me: Okay, is there anyone that ISN’T drinking?
Val: (audibly) Pppfffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttt.
Val: (sniffs) I’m leaking out of my face.
Sai: That’s not cute.
Val: I’m losing my shit! Losing it!
Stan: Where did it go?
Val: She’s so quiet but she says the freakiest things like, “Val, have you ever taken it up the a**?”
Val: Yeah, but have you actually seen him with anyone?
Sai: I can see him with Brienne of Tarth.
Me: What IS your type though?
Brian: One nose, two eyes, two ears…..
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