Val: WELL, NEVER-FUCKING-MIND!! HOW ‘BOUT THAT?!?!?
Me and Deshi: (unfazed, in unison) Okay.
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Val: You know how I know God doesn’t exist?
Razi: Oh boy, here we go.
Val: Alligators.
Val: Don’t commit federal fraud! Oh my god, what’s wrong with you?
Val: Look at him, he has thick-ass knees.
Val: Anyway, it’s time for quality music.
Google Home speaker: It’s Britney, bitch.
Val: So this weekend, I had Shrek stuck in my head. Now when I say Shrek, I don’t mean the soundtrack. I mean the script.
Me: Guys, I’ve been getting the heeby jeebies again.
Val: Maybe you’re cursed.
Brian: Or maybe it’s because you’ve been micro-dosing horror movies all day.
Brian: (sings)
Razi: What kind of a melody was that?
Brian: (sings again)
Val: That was so gross.
Me: We’re …poor.
Val: So poor.
Sai: Poor, so poor.
Val: I was gonna say that I’m not THAT bad at captions, then I see that I wrote, “you know what’s poppin’? POPPINS!” (buries face in hands)
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