Sinyi: Do you want a drink? (gestures towards tea cup)

Me: (leans in)

Sinyi: Mike made it.

Me: (pauses, suspicious look) What’s in it?

Sinyi: Tequila.

Me: Dear god.

Sinyi: She’s so tall. She’s like a linguine.

Me: You can’t stop me!!!!!

Sinyi: I’m not going to.

Sinyi: Tyler and I have done two puzzles. And by that, I mean Sinyi did two.

Sinyi: Maybe if you treat everyone like they’re having a bad day, instead of thinking they’re inherently an asshole, life will be easier.

Sinyi: All we have to do is not die.

(Making broccoli)

Me: Do you eat the stems?

Sinyi: Yeah.

Me: Okay, good.

Sinyi: What kind of a rich savage do you think I am?

Sinyi: Okay, I know you and you know me. And I know you because I just said that.