Sinyi: No more foot-writing with permanent marker!
Me: Things you never thought you had to say.
Sinyi: No more foot-writing with permanent marker!
Me: Things you never thought you had to say.
Me: Are you stroking my back because I’m depressed?
Sinyi: WHAT! No, because I want to! What, you thought this was for you?
Ryan: Hmb means Hold My Beer.
Sinyi: How often do you need to say that?
Ryan: You’ve never been to the south.
Sinyi: We are very similar. In a very different way.
Me: That’s not what similar means.
Sinyi: HUEHUEHUEHUE
Sinyi: I struggle with subtraction.
Me: (in a small voice) But you’re an accountant…
Sinyi: He’s a very kind soul.
Me: Yeah, he is!
Sinyi: He’s just…
Me: (to Cindy) She doesn’t think he’s good looking.
Sinyi: He just doesn’t exhibit the characteristics of someone who is aesthetically pleasing.
Sinyi: She’ll be yelling at you. Not because she’s angry, but because she’s Chinese.
Daryl: My grandma was in Florida during Hurricane Irma.
Sinyi: Did she have fun?
Daryl:
Me: …there was a hurricane.
Sinyi: Want me to stab you with a tiny sword? Would that help?
Sinyi: You’ve been waiting your whole life, you can wait a few more months.