Sinyi: New information, new decisions.

Sinyi: One day, you’ll be signing a contract, and it’s called MARRIAGE, BITCH!!

Sinyi: Being happy is so much better than not being happy!

(Car zooms by aggressively)

Sinyi: So, how small’s his dick?

Me: I’m taking you down a path of certainty.

Sinyi: …that was creepy. What are you, an old hag from a video game?

Me: Did I fart or did you fart?

Sinyi: You did.

Sinyi: I have a folder called “hilarious photos of Irisa” and one of the photos is just titled, “LOL”.