Sean: Have a bite, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.
Sinyi: Have a bite, it’s worth the diarrhea, Irisa.
Sean: Have a bite, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.
Sinyi: Have a bite, it’s worth the diarrhea, Irisa.
Sinyi: Sean doesn’t make sense.
Sean: I don’t need to.
Sinyi: No, no murder for me.
Sinyi: But I’m dealing with it!
Sinyi: (stands up) By making it other people’s problem, not mine!
Sinyi: Where were you at 2am?
Me: What did I send you?
Sinyi: You sent me a pic of your squid in your tea.
(sees disturbing image on internet)
Sinyi: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sinyi: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sinyi: (offers) Want a candy?
Me: Yeah.
Sinyi: Mountain Dew is a scary colour. It should not be neon.
Sinyi: Every day that we don’t die is a great day!
Sinyi: (drops an orange) OH NO, MY ORANGE!
Sinyi: (turns to Sean) Do you want an orange?
Sinyi: I love it when I get free stuff. It’s so much better than non-free stuff.