Shirley: On the first date, she asked how he met his roommate and he said it’s complicated. On the second date, she had to ask him, are you married, yes or no?
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Lilly: Most of our fantasies involving winning the lottery and not having to back to work… Getting sick and not having to go back to work… Or getting seriously injured and getting worker’s comp and not having to go back to work.
Me: So do you guys like your job?
Shirley: Love it.
Lilly: Why did you offer this information if you were going to do nothing with it?
Shirley: Oh, because I do that often.
Lilly: How did he do it? Is it because he’s a white man?
Me and Shirley: Mmhmmmm.
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