Sanila: Commuting during the morning in Toronto really changes you as a person.

Me: My ass is on fire. I am in so much pain.

Sanila: Oh but your ass IS fire.

Sanila: Serendipitous in downtown Toronto in 2017 is usually a sketch thing.

Sanila: This broth is super salty.

Both: (in unison) Like us.

Sanila: Everyone’s been asking me how I feel now that I’m 24. And I’m like, impending doom. That’s what I feel.

Sanila: Smirnoff Lime tastes like first year and disappointment.

(Static and muffled screaming over Wal-Mart intercom)

Sanila: This is how we die, Irisa.