Sai: It’s a drinkable edible. So a drinkable.
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Sai: What happened to your blog?
Me: Well… I stopped seeing people because of the pandemic. And that made it hard for friends to say things to me. And my blog is called My Friends Say Things.
Sai: He makes exceptions for ice cream like once a month. And then sits on the toilet.
Sai: It’s fucked up. You guys should watch it. You’d like it. (smiles)
Val: I told Stan that the worst part of having nails is not being able to pick my nose or teeth.
Me, Sai and Daniela: (silence)
Me: (turns to Mike) I bet she knows more Mandarin than you do.
Sai: (laughs in Chinese)
Me: Like Kawhi?
Mike: Like Leonard?
Sai: What other Kawhi do you know?
Mike: I thought she was calling me cute in Japanese.
Sai: And I was like, bro, I don’t gots two months to stew berries.
Mike: Yo, the darkness is scary.
Sai: You work in the darkness.
Me: I was born in the darkness.
Mike: Okay, shut up, Bane.
Me: (quacks)
Sai: Yes.