Me: Well, Razi. If I was a bettin’ lady, I would say it looks like we are headed for a Conservative majority government. What are your thoughts?
Razi:
Razi: Yes. Yes.
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(on a dating app)
Razi: This girl’s name is Nay. I’m gonna be like, “damn girl, you look more like a YAY!”
Razi: So while I have you guys here, I want to tell you guys about this idea Stan and I have. We’re going to have an egg stand.
Me and Val: (uncontrollable laughter)
Sai: I want to laugh, but I can’t.
Razi: And we’ll be in the financial district in the morning, a dollar an egg, that’s all we’ll do. We’ll be called Cracked.
Val: No.
Razi: And you know how people have hot dog stands? We’ll be in an eggshell.
Razi: Holding in your sneezes is bad for you.
Me: Oh, those are my actual sneezes.
Razi: Those are your actual sneezes? Well, then.
Brian: I’m just seeing so much of your thigh right now. It’s like a disturbing amount of thigh, I’ve never seen this much of it before.
Razi: Why? Why you looking?
Brian: It’s just coming out of the darkness…
Sai: I call guys pretty all the time!
Razi: You never call ME pretty!
All: (silence)
Kanu: You have really nice eyebrows.
Razi: Thanks, bro.
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