Me: You a nasty bitch.
Razi: I know, I know.
Me: You a nasty bitch.
Razi: I know, I know.
Razi: They were like, “Don’t ever come here again,” and I was like, yo I live here.
Razi: It’s okay, don’t worry about it.
Me: I’m worried about it.
Razi: No.
Razi: Guys, imagine if we could make eggs.
Me and Deshi: WE DO.
Val: You know how I know God doesn’t exist?
Razi: Oh boy, here we go.
Val: Alligators.
Brian: What is Razi short for?
Razi:
Brian: Razeen?
Razi:
Me: Razzmatazz.
Razi: Yes, that’s it.
Razi: I don’t think that’s okay.
Me: I don’t think YOU’RE okay.
Me: Hehehe.
Sai: Hehehe.
Kimmy: Hehehe.
Me: Got ’em.
Razi: I’m MAD.
Me: You’re upset?
Razi: I’m BELOVED.
Me: Ummmmmm, maybe wrong adjective.
Brian: (sings)
Razi: What kind of a melody was that?
Brian: (sings again)
Val: That was so gross.
Me: Do you ever want to just crawl back into bed and cuddle with your sheets?
Razi: DUH.