Andrew: Yo, you gotta send us those photos!

Rachel: Are you going to give us a cut though? We want a percentage.

Rachel: (shows me photo of Mateo the cat) All Mateo does is sleep.

Me: Is he depressed?

Rachel: I don’t know, I don’t think I can give him a diagnosis.

Me: Who needs a baby human when you can have a baby cat?

Rachel: THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYIN’.

(On Post Malone)

Rachel: (shows me photo on Instagram) He does not look okay.

Me: Is he ever okay?

Rachel: No, he is not.