Kaili: Last time I checked, Gary was single.
Poonam: Not that Gary, this Gary.
Kaili: THAT Gary?
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Poonam: I went to his concert.
Me: He had a concert?
Poonam: Well there was like fifty other people there.
Me: So a talent showcase.
Poonam: I just wanna say… I didn’t KNOW he was a white rapper.
Poonam: Yep. It’s ride or die. Currently, I’m on the die part.
(looking for Uber)
Me: Is that a Jeep?
Kaili: Yeah, I think so.
Me: Yeah.
Poonam: ………………………that is definitely a Ford.
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