Amanda: Sweet pickles are gross. They’re stupid pickles.
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Conrath: You should Google Alert your own name. That’s just smartness.
Me: Intelligence.
Conrath: Why don’t you just drink your coffee black?
Me: BECAUSE I LOVE MYSELF.
Me: I hope no one’s allergic to nuts in this class.
Lauren: They should just die now and save us the trouble.
Conrath: In 15 years, you’ll remember what I said about bringing your kids grocery shopping.
Emily: 15 years… my uterus will be dried up by then.
Amanda: I’m good with children. I worked at a daycare for three years.
Donna: Good, you’ll be great with CEOs.
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