Holly: Harry, you’ve been very rude today. Let go of the pumpkin seeds. Live, laugh, love.
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Robyn: They’re like hippies, aren’t they pretty granola?
Holly: They’re vanilla?
Robyn: No, granola isn’t the same thing as vanilla.
Me: (pulls out cereal box) I have vanilla granola!
Harry: I used to throw garbage at Lindsay and take pictures of it while it was still in the air.
Lindsay: And we call THAT workplace harassment.
Harry: Every time I went to Tim Hortons, she called me a peasant.
Me: It’s a…. FUN Friday, guys.
Loren: Except that it’s not.
Me: You know, when I first met you, I didn’t think we’d be having an in-depth conversation about poop in the service centre.
Ally: It happens, it happens.
Harry: Lindsay, are we doing shots tonight?
Holly: Harry, it’s 9:30 am. Calm down.
Lindsay: And he was all like, “Can you help me carry this?” And I was like, “No, I’m having an emotional breakdown, you’re going to have to carry that yourself.”
(eating donuts)
Amy: These are not good.
Me: These are… a solid 6 out of 10.
Amy: That’s generous.
Me: I’m a giver.
Amy: If that’s your scale, I’m afraid to see your mans.
Me: Jenn! Cookies!
Jenn B: (glances up from desk)
Me: Oh no, right, gluten.
Jenn B: Yep. I miss cookies. And it’s the soft ones that do the most damage, too.
Me: And they’re the most delicious ones too…
Jenn B: The ones you want the most do the most damage.
Me: Like men….
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