Angela: And you’ll have to send the note early in the morning. Every day.
Me: (starts laughing)
Angela: Including weekends. And holidays.
Me: (laughs harder)
Angela: I’m not joking.
Angela: Stop laughing.
Tag Archives: overheard at KLC
(Horn honks in office, mild confusion ensues)
Me: (runs over, looks at Angela)
Angela: I’m sorry. I cannot say. I am not an authorized spokesperson, please contact my PR firm. (hands me business card)
Kaili: (to me) Don’t tumble, little one. Things will get better.
Brittany: No they won’t, adulting sucks.
Kaili: BRITTANY!
Sabrina: Well anyway, back to work.
Kaili: NOOOOO!!! (starts rolling around on the floor)
Sabrina: She’s doing it again.
Catherine: What’s 3 x 18?
Both: (looks at me)
Brittany: Why did we both look at you?
Me: 54
Me: It’s fine, you assumed correctly.
Me: What! Where are you going? Aren’t you going to stay for Wine Friday?
My boss: It’s Wine Everyday.
My Friends Say Things 