Rebecca: I’m a Sagittarius.
Nazariel: (loud gasp)
Rebecca: I know. It’s a lot.
Tag Archives: overheard at edelman
Cris: Custard filling is the best. CUST OR BUST!
Me: Ew….
Shiny: I got food poisoning, I’m never eating sushi again.
Mandip: Where did you go?
Shiny: It was……. in Scarborough.
Justin: Oooh..
Mandip: Ah.
Me: Girl.
Me: Yeah, I get restless so I have to take myself out on walks like a dog.
Amelia: Oh yeah, me too. Except my walks are, like, to that kitchen.
Andrea: So they’re the same age?
Me: …her and her TWIN?
Andrea: ….yes, that would make sense.
Riannon: Anything is possible at 1 am. Anything.
Hilary: Guys, I ate romaine. So I’m just saying goodbye now.
Me: So do you know Harry Potter?
Andrea: No.
Me: (quietly horrified) Oh..
Andrea: Just kidding.
Me: What would be categorized as a global issue?
Walter: Oh god, I don’t know and I hope I never find out.
Kaitlyn: Sometimes, it feels like life or death but it’s PR, not ER.
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