Mojan: It’s bad?
Me: Try it.
Mojan: (tries it)
Mojan: (covers mouth) ……what…
Me: Spit it out!!
Mojan: No no no, spitters are quitters.
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Mojan: We should tip her really well, her butt is amazing.
Me: But she was terrible, all of our food came so late.
Mojan: Probably because she spends all her time working on that butt.
Mojan: I have a friend who thinks Bangladesh is in China. I haven’t had the heart to tell him the truth.
Mojan: The girl at the counter had such flawless skin, I was like, ‘kay well I wanna be her so I’ll drink goat piss if that’s what she does. Luckily all she recommended was a serum.
Mojan: Typical Buzzfeed. “I’m gonna fill the world with my non-contributory content but I’ll be darned if it’s not ethnically diverse.”
Sinyi: Your onion was terrifying.
Me: No, it wasn’t.
Mojan: Then why did you chase me around the house with it that one time?
(Trojan commercial on the radio)
Steve: Ew, wtf BEAR skin? Condoms?? How is that okay?
Mojan: Bare. B-A-R-E.
Mojan: Steve asked me whether birds have sex, so I’m enjoying being the smart one today.
Mojan: Do you ever look in the mirror and go, “Wow imagine losing me, lol tragic”? ‘Cause I do.
Mojan: Sounds like they’re looking for a potato, not a woman.
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