Mojan: He was like, “I made plans for Valentine’s Day,” but Kobe died and it was going to be a helicopter ride.
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(Trojan commercial on the radio)
Steve: Ew, wtf BEAR skin? Condoms?? How is that okay?
Mojan: Bare. B-A-R-E.
Mojan: Steve asked me whether birds have sex, so I’m enjoying being the smart one today.
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