Mojan: Everything I’ve learned about crypto has been against my will.

Mojan: He spends the day in golf apparel and he thinks that’s a sexy outfit.

(On this blog)

Me: I know you check your own tag.

Mojan: How do you know that?

Me: You told me.

Mojan: So, I didn’t know how he dances. Do you know how he dances?

Me: Is it —(shuffles slightly)?

Mojan: You know the inflatable blow-up car salsa?

Mojan: All I’m equipped for is motherhood and code. How could I not want kids?

Mojan: I ordered a dog couch that is a mini version of our couch and it still hasn’t arrived. Starting to grow concerned.

Mojan: We got this.

Mojan: We cry, we have multiple quarter life crises, we move on and we look cute.

Me: And we charge forward.

Mojan: And I just read my Sean Connery joke and I can’t stop laughing. My boss thinks I’m crying again. But I’m just laughing.

Mojan: If the next video isn’t you entering a ring and body-slamming someone, I don’t want it.