Melanie: My mom was like, thank god he’s a doctor ‘cause he’s not a good looking boy.
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Melanie: They didn’t pack my sprite, those sluts.
Melanie: Remember my Fashion Nova jacket?
Amy: It was UGLY.
Me: No?
Jess: It was rose gold. You were there.
Amy: She wore it clubbing. You were there.
Jess: You were there.
Amy: You were there.
Amy: It’s on Netflix!
Melanie: I’m using my roommate’s cousin’s mom’s account. So.
Me: So you’re based out of Buffalo, right? How is that?
Melanie: (leans in and stares deeply into my eyes)
Melanie: Imagine Detroit but like, worse.
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