Maggie: Whenever I see handsome Squidward, I think of you.
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Kaili: He said my soup looked like instant noodles and there weren’t even noodles.
Maggie: He told me I look like a cruise ship director.
Kaili: Paul Bunion meets a lumberjack.
Maggie: Paul Bunion is a lumberjack.
Kaili: He’s a fat kid that got really fit in adulthood.
Me: So you know he takes a lot of photos of himself.
Maggie: Say no more.
Maggie: I just know someone that reminds me of you. She’s like Geoff’s girlfriend’s – wait, I’m Geoff’s girlfriend.
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