Me: Oh my god, those are called LIFESAVERS? IS THAT WHY THOSE CANDIES ARE NAMED THAT?
Linda: Clearly a girl that’s never drowned before.
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Linda: Crazy times during COVID-19, my friend found love after three years of being a male gigolo.
Jess: Yo, there’s a tick and when it bites you, you become allergic to red meat.
All: (horrified silence)
Linda: It’s a vegetarian bug! It’s going to save our planet!
Linda: And I was like, I appreciate the honesty and I’m not surprised and I’m sad I’m not surprised.
Linda: That store’s price tags are double digits but the quality is single digit.
Linda: Wednesdays are family swim at my pool. This means screaming children and suspiciously warm water in the shallow end.
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