(snooping in the fridge at an Airbnb party)
Me: Are they white?
Lil Stevie: Yeah.
Me: Yeah, I see Mill St.
Random: I feel attacked.
Random: ……what kind of Mill St.?
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Lil Stevie: It’s okay, birthday calories don’t count!
Me: It’s YOUR birthday!
Lil Stevie: Shhh, my birthday’s universal.
Lil Stevie: Whatever, he’s NOT hot.
Timmy: And he was messaging EVERYONE.
Lil Stevie: What if I did that, Timmy?
Timmy: Yeah but I know you’re crazy.
My Friends Say Things 