Me: It became about toilets, so it’s okay.
Lauren: Classic.
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Emily: You know, I’m not worried about his penis.
Lauren: I think you might. I think you might.
Me: It goes backwards too!
Lauren: I only go forward.
Lauren: Quyen thought I was actually a mom, but I was like, no just emotionally.
Lauren: It’s like, “come to Florida to chill on my yacht!” I don’t like Florida, I don’t care about your yacht.
Lauren: Tell him to put up or shut up.
Me: I have never heard you laugh like that before. Never ever.
Lauren: That’s because I don’t drink at school.
Enya: Does anyone want to maybe get dinner/drinks with me tonight?
Me: Omg girl, I’m down for Wednesday/Thursday if you are!
Lauren: In for Thursday.
Amy: Prollllly gonna come just to throw eggs at you guys (some will be hard boiled and some will be raw just to keep it exciting.) Also D for Thursday coming to the area anyways
(Amy sends a dick pic)
Me: It isn’t even the kind I like, omg Amy, how could you?
Emily: What is happening?
Lauren: Kay fine, but why do I need to see his taint?
Amy: Hahahahaha, you added Amy to this convo, that’s what’s happening.
Amy: Silly gooses.
Lauren: Like, if we don’t talk in neutral territory at school, why are you at my house?
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