Kristina: Alright, now I need to see the hole.

Kristina: Things you wouldn’t expect to say in an office.

Kristina: It’s like, I love me the most. I’m the best.

Kristina: My mom’s like, you need friends. And I’m like, why?

Kristina: So I’m in this Twitter beef. And it’s pretty exciting.

Kristina: So I sent them screenshots. Like, you want receipts, I’ve got receipts.

Me: It’s like, “I’m Kim and you’re Taylor.”

Kristina: Exactly.

Me: Am I expecting too much from you, computer?

Kristina: I mean, probably. If you really want the computer to work, you’re fooling yourself.

Me: My chair almost rolled away as I was trying to sit in it.

Kristina: I would have laughed at you.

Me: I wouldn’t blame you.

Kristina: I just can’t, I’m not good at compassion.

Me: I’ve been sick since Thanksgiving.

Kristina: It’s good that you’re going to school though, you can cough on everyone. If you spread it to three people, it’ll go away. I swear.

Me: Do you want some soup?

Kristina: Is it full of Xanax?