Kevin: And the cruel part is, people in the Pokemon world do eat Pokemon.
Me: I… I miss the person I was ten seconds ago.
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Kevin: You know me. I’ve been to anime conventions, car conventions, comic book conventions. I know what nerd B.O. is like.
Me: It’s almost the end of the year.
Ivy: Oh, I thought you were gonna say end of the—
Kevin: Tencent?
Ivy: —the world.
Kevin: Oh.
Ivy: Oh.
Iris: Yeah, someone just messaged me and wrote happy holidays.
Me: Who still does that?
Kevin: Oh sorry, that was me.
Kevin: Oh look, it’s the UN pretending to do something again.
Kubi: (howls for attention)
Kevin: We can be 10 minutes away from this hoe and he will act like we abandoned him for years.
Me: Did that move? Or am I going crazy?
Kevin: You’re going crazy.
Me: True.
Me: Okay, let’s go there next time instead.
Kevin: NO! It’s dismal there. It’s like walking into a geriatric ward.
(on Chinese beef balls)
Ivy: I don’t know why you like them.
Kevin: They’re delicious.
Me: Listen, I’m not going degrade what you like but I just don’t understand it.
Ivy: I’m not that courteous. They’re disgusting.
Kevin: How many people have sacrificed their lives, finding out which fungi are edible and which ones are not?
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